![]() ![]() What’s an insect’s favorite sport?Ĭricket. ![]() Why was the ghost on the cheerleading squad? Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? What animal is best at hitting a baseball?Ī bat. Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms? Where do fashionable ghosts shop?īootiques. What can you catch from a vampire in winter?įrostbite. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?īroommates. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? What does Santa use to help him walk?Ī candy cane. Where do Christmas trees go to learn?Įlemen-tree school. What is an elf’s favorite food?Įlfabet soup. What do you call the seagulls that live by the bay?īagels. ![]() What type of tree fits in your hand?Ī palm tree. What did the little tree say to the big tree? How can you tell the ocean is friendly?īecause it is full of blades. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?Ī thesaurus. What did the spider do on the computer?Ĭreated a website. What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?Īn investigator. What kind of key opens a banana?Ī monkey. Teacher: Name a bird that has wings but can’t fly. What do you call a pig that does karate?Ī pork chop. How long do chickens work?Īround the cluck. Why don’t leopards play hide-and-seek?īecause they are always spotted. Which school do surfers go to?īoarding school. Why are fish so smart?īecause they live in schools. ![]()
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